Michael Vick vs. Chris Brown

People, please.


I made this Tweet earlier:


BREAKING: So if Michael Vick trained Chris Browns to beat women in an arena, who would people be outraged at?


Maybe I don't get it. Maybe I am an idiot. Maybe, perhaps, I am an asshole.


Do you get what I was saying? Am I that out of touch?


Let's break it down:


Michael Vick trained dogs to fight each other.
Chris Brown severely beat his girlfriend.
Michael Vick is hated by almost everyone.
Chris Brown won a Grammy and people applauded.
If Michael Vick showed up at the Grammy's, people would shit themselves yelling at the TV.
CHRIS BROWN WON A GRAMMY AND PEOPLE APPLAUDED.


So exactly who are people upset with and why?  I don't condone dog fighting, but I have to wonder what the fuck people are thinking about Chris Brown "making a comeback."


So, If Michael Vick trained Chris Browns to beat women in an arena, who would people be outraged at? Obviously, it's me.

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